Got Wood? You Might Have Dendrophilia…

05.28.2021
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You wake up in the morning feeling hard down there. It needs to be put somewhere. That morning wood is awake and ready for some action.

Here’s an option- go outside and find some sexy trees who need your love…there are some hot “birches” out there. Or, maybe the weeping willow could use a pick-me-up. There are also plenty of shrubs that want to get wet.

Before this gets too weird, let it be known that love or sexual attraction to trees is a real thing- it’s called dendrophilia. Some people enjoy jerking off on trees, touching the bark, and more. And it’s not always a sexual pleasure with trees…it can also be foliage or plants!

It’s also not always about doing it with a tree. Dendrophilia can be more common than expected because there are other things that might be a turn-on like having sex in the woods, underneath branches, or getting fucked while enjoying the nature vibe. You can be a dendrophiliac without making full-on contact with the tree, themselves.

According to Healthline, it’s not known if having an attraction to trees is about being attracted to a particular kind. Every person is different and may have his or her own personal ways of getting off with a tree.

Something else to consider about this fetish- it’s not always sexual. Some people may enjoy just the connection with nature that may feel special and unique without necessarily cumming. Maybe you’re just a tree hugger.

Who knew that our love of bush could be taken so far…

Those who get turned on when they go hiking or camping may also have dendrophilia. In fact, outdoor fucking sounds pretty exciting because it’s so different from the standard bedroom routine. There’s less fear of getting caught because while you’re in public, these nature walks can be secluded. So there’s that thrill of enjoying yourself out in the open while you’re still alone…just make sure you’re still alert of your surroundings! Definitely not worth it to get caught, but the thrill of exploring sexual desires in nature can be incredible.

Stopping at a waterfall, taking your clothes off, and letting the tree’s branches hover around with their charismatic energy can be so exhilarating.

An attraction to trees doesn’t sound so strange anymore, does it? That’s okay. We’re all a part of nature. We all leak when we’re feeling excited…trees just happen to call it sap!

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