Naughty Summer Cocktails


More than just “Sex on the Beach” Does pineapple juice really work?

Feeling thirsty? Enjoy the summertime followed by some good sex with these delicious cocktails!

Sex on the beach is a classic…whether it’s the drink or the activity…but there are lots of options that will make you feel relaxed and tipsy!

Some of these drinks are perfect for a warm day at the pool. Others work for a steamy night in with that special someone. Believe it or not, these drinks are fucking amazing! They’re excellent if you enjoy something refreshing and fruity. Then there are a few other cocktails that have the sweet dessert taste.

Also, there is the concept of pineapple juice…does it really make your cum taste better? Well, research says it can! But, ultimately, anything fruity will give your sperm a sweeter taste. Fruity drinks and eating fruits, in general, is helpful.

Fruity drinks by the pool will lead to a tastier blowjob…so down those drinks, guys!

Here are ten of the tastiest cocktails with their ingredients:

Sex on the Beach

  • 1 oz Cranberry juice
  • 1 oz Orange juice
  • 1/2 oz Peach schnapps
  • 1 oz Vodka

Cum in My Panties

  • 1/2 oz Peach schnapps
  • 1 Splash Raspberry liqueur
  • 1/2 oz Vodka
  • 1 Top with whipped cream
  • 2 oz Heavy whipping cream
  • 1 Cherry

The Cure for Blue Balls

  • 1 oz Orange juice
  • 1 oz Pineapple juice
  • 1 Dash Bitters, Orange
  • 1 1/2 oz Mango rum
  • 1 Splash Grenadine
  • 1 1/2 oz Passion fruit syrup
  • 1 1/2 oz (45ml) hpnotiq

Hot Mexican Hooker

  • 1 Dashes Tabasco sauce
  • 1 oz Tequila
  • 1 oz Tuna fish, Juice

50 Shades of Grey Cocktail

  • 1 Food coloring, Black
  • 1 Whipped cream
  • 1 1/2 oz Cake vodka
  • 1 pint Vanilla ice cream
  • 1 Strawberry

Strawberry Blowjob Shot

  • 1 part Irish cream
  • 1 part Coffee liqueur
  • 1 part Grenadine

Sex in the Jungle

  • 1 Splash Curacao, Blue
  • 1 oz Melon liqueur
  • 1 oz Rum
  • 1 oz Vodka
  • 1 oz Orange juice
  • 3 oz Pineapple juice

Sex on My Birthday

  • 1 Ice cream sandwich
  • 3 Scoops Vanilla ice cream
  • 1 oz Cake vodka
  • 1 oz Vanilla vodka
  • 1 oz White chocolate liqueur
  • 1 Sprinkles

Sex on My Face

  • 1 Orange juice
  • 1 Pineapple juice
  • southern comfort
  • 1 Banana liqueur
  • 1 Coconut rum
  • 1 Rum
  • 1 Orange
  • 1 Raspberry

Sex With Jennifer

  • 1 Top with pineapple juice
  • 1 1/2 oz Coconut rum
  • 1 oz Triple sec
  • 1 1/2 oz Vodka
  • 1 Splash Grenadine

Which ones look the tastiest to you? Something about these cocktails feels extra fitting since 2021 has been a hectic year. Sounds like we could all use some sex with Jennifer…you hear that, Jen?

Sound off in the comments which drink you like the most and some other ideas you have!

If you’re spending the summertime alone, you know who would enjoy summer cocktails with you? Online cam girls! Thousands of hot chicks are enjoying delicious drinks live from their rooms on And when the drinks go to their heads, they’ll enjoy some fun cam sex…

Discover thousands of hot chicks on!

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *